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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:43 pm 
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This photo is boobless Midnight... Work harder... >&8~

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:28 pm 
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We have about 20 of the Charmin Super Mega.

I do 90% of my shits at work and the wife and daughter have healthy enough diets they probably only use a couple squares a day.

We should be ok for a while. Still have the garden hose in any case.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:53 pm 
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We have about 20 of the Charmin Super Mega.

I do 90% of my shits at work and the wife and daughter have healthy enough diets they probably only use a couple squares a day.

We should be ok for a while. Still have the garden hose in any case.

Just don’t scare the neighbors while cleaning your ass... :-S

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:39 pm 
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Aside from Toilet Paper, what else is Everyone most looking forward to in the Post-TP World?

Not having to leave my Family to go to Work every day is going to be neat. As will not having to keep explaining why I don't fly very much.

Ooh: Cleaner Air!

I reckon I could cope with a dirty backside, if I could do it in Clean Air!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:40 pm 
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Holyman wrote:
Aside from Toilet Paper, what else is Everyone most looking forward to in the Post-TP World?

Not having to leave my Family to go to Work every day is going to be neat. As will not having to keep explaining why I don't fly very much.

Ooh: Cleaner Air!

I reckon I could cope with a dirty backside, if I could do it in Clean Air!

=P~


You're never going to have Clean Air so long as you live in filthy nasty big cities. Even if you shut down all the factories and cars you're still going to have fires for heating and cooking, people breathing and shitting everywhere and all kinds of other chemicals that occur and congregate around large numbers of people.

Clean Air, society, choose one you'll forfeit the other.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:54 pm 
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Now why can't you apply the same reasoning to Debt?

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Holyman wrote:
Now why can't you apply the same reasoning to Debt?

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Because Debt is not tangible unlike the air. Because it is an intangible 100% human creation, it has to be dealt with via human ways such as expectations and rules.

And when you deal with intangible human creations like Debt unevenly, you get problems.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:28 pm 
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Economic problems?

Difficult to have Economic Problems, when you don't have an Economy.

I think in the coming days, weeks and months SG, "Debt Management" isn't the only area of Life you are going to have to reassess your opinions on.

But well done for paying your debts off!!

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I am back to work, thankfully. I love you all!! Lunch Big Daddy Drew!! Barcy, hug and kiss the puppers! *air hugs*

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:16 pm 
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Take that debt shit outside, You're messing up my TP thread. >>::$

I have no tissue/Kleenex left, no paper napkins, two rolls of paper towels, But plenty Charmin mega rolls, and super maga rolls.

What do I want when I get on a parole......

Food wise, milk, spring mix salad, diet pepsi and a cheeseburger.

As far as going any place, I'm not a big hurry to go anyplace crowded. Just want to get some basic supplies and then GTFO.

My trip to Europe is probably fucked at this point.

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I was able to get some TP at Target when they opened this morning. With the little stock they had and the people who were showing up they were probably out of stock again after 15 minutes.

Midnight, you aren't going out to get basics? I'm still getting our usual groceries and picking up food.


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I'm holding out as long as possible, eating frozen burritos. Then plan is to restock as much as possible. But hopefully by that time the heat is off. I still have a week and a half supply of food, although not much variety.

Been trying to order groceries online, but it's impossible to get a delivery at this time I hoping that improves may save me a trip to the market.

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I'm holding out as long as possible, eating frozen burritos.


You know you can microwave them, right?


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
MIDNIGHT wrote:
I'm holding out as long as possible, eating frozen burritos.


You know you can microwave them, right?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:26 pm 
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I'm basically subsisting on hot crossed buns atm.

HotXbuns-Tech has come on in leaps and bounds these days. Get all sorts of flavours. Like someone hooked them into some muffin mixtures.

Slab of butter on a piping-hot one of those, and I'm good.

HW tells me we will be starting our Daily Yoga Routine from Monday. So I'm cramming in as much unhealthy living as I can, before I settle in for the Stretch.

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
MIDNIGHT wrote:
I'm holding out as long as possible, eating frozen burritos.


You know you can microwave them, right?


Yes since I still have power I tend to do that. However, I discovered the door the refrigerator some old salsa which I must open a couple weeks ago, checking it is still smelled good and didn't have any mold and wanting to conserve my food I ate it, normally I would have tossed it out just to be safe.

And I did not feel good afterwards, I was wondering if I might have the Wuhan Flu, But was hoping the most likely culprit was the salsa. After sleeping all day, start feeling back to normal.

Before this all happened, the Tina brand burritos were on sale for buck each so I grab the whole bunch and toss them in the freezer just cuz I figured out they'd be convenient snacks, Not expecting this to happen.

But I also have 12 meals worth of rice left, four or five meals of baked beans, eight meals of pasta, two frozen pizzas (non-pineapple), six or seven Greek yogurt cups, and a few grapefruit and orange fruit cups, 2 lb of beef jerky, four meals of instant mashed potatoes, four bags of various frozen vegetables, and five hot pockets.

Then I'll be down to eating ancient pickles and condiments.


When that's gone I'll still have a bunch of multivitamins I guess I can OD on and end it all.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:56 pm 
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MIDNIGHT wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
MIDNIGHT wrote:
I'm holding out as long as possible, eating frozen burritos.


You know you can microwave them, right?


Yes since I still have power I tend to do that. However, I discovered the door the refrigerator some old salsa which I must open a couple weeks ago, checking it is still smelled good and didn't have any mold and wanting to conserve my food I ate it, normally I would have tossed it out just to be safe.

And I did not feel good afterwards, I was wondering if I might have the Wuhan Flu, But was hoping the most likely culprit was the salsa. After sleeping all day, start feeling back to normal.

Before this all happened, the Tina brand burritos were on sale for buck each so I grab the whole bunch and toss them in the freezer just cuz I figured out they'd be convenient snacks, Not expecting this to happen.

But I also have 12 meals worth of rice left, four or five meals of baked beans, eight meals of pasta, two frozen pizzas (non-pineapple), six or seven Greek yogurt cups, and a few grapefruit and orange fruit cups, 2 lb of beef jerky, four meals of instant mashed potatoes, four bags of various frozen vegetables, and five hot pockets.

Then I'll be down to eating ancient pickles and condiments.


When that's gone I'll still have a bunch of multivitamins I guess I can OD on and end it all.

Thank you Midnight for making me laugh!! *hug*

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:48 pm 
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Holyman wrote:
I'm basically subsisting on hot crossed buns atm.

HotXbuns-Tech has come on in leaps and bounds these days. Get all sorts of flavours. Like someone hooked them into some muffin mixtures.

Slab of butter on a piping-hot one of those, and I'm good.

HW tells me we will be starting our Daily Yoga Routine from Monday. So I'm cramming in as much unhealthy living as I can, before I settle in for the Stretch.

>*^*<

My company just started a "Biggest Loser" weight loss challenge starting next Wed. Since I'm management I probably need to participate. Also since I'm officially a fat ass I probably should participate (stress and misery induced). Seems like a good time to save on food anyway.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:14 pm 
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bigdaddydrew wrote:
Holyman wrote:
I'm basically subsisting on hot crossed buns atm.

HotXbuns-Tech has come on in leaps and bounds these days. Get all sorts of flavours. Like someone hooked them into some muffin mixtures.

Slab of butter on a piping-hot one of those, and I'm good.

HW tells me we will be starting our Daily Yoga Routine from Monday. So I'm cramming in as much unhealthy living as I can, before I settle in for the Stretch.

>*^*<

My company just started a "Biggest Loser" weight loss challenge starting next Wed. Since I'm management I probably need to participate. Also since I'm officially a fat ass I probably should participate (stress and misery induced). Seems like a good time to save on food anyway.

Being in management sucks balls... And not in a good way! Sending hugs your way Drew!! I couldn’t be a manager, been saying this for quite some time via Facebook. I hope you are okay, please eat. *hug*

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While you were worried about toilet paper...

Condoms I've gone on the endangered list

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... f-pandemic

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:04 am 
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Holyman wrote:
I'm basically subsisting on hot crossed buns atm.

HotXbuns-Tech has come on in leaps and bounds these days. Get all sorts of flavours. Like someone hooked them into some muffin mixtures.

Slab of butter on a piping-hot one of those, and I'm good.

HW tells me we will be starting our Daily Yoga Routine from Monday. So I'm cramming in as much unhealthy living as I can, before I settle in for the Stretch.

>*^*<

Did you start the yoga routine? If so, how’s your flexibility? :-??

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:19 am 
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We did start.

Might as well get Prison-Fit.

My flexibility has always been pretty good, 'cept when I've been idle for a while.

This is my third week of lockdown... So been pretty idle.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:24 am 
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Holyman wrote:
We did start.

Might as well get Prison-Fit.

My flexibility has always been pretty good, 'cept when I've been idle for a while.

This is my third week of lockdown... So been pretty idle.

(:|

Maybe some Aerobics next? Work that bum Holyman! :-??

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Holyman wrote:
Might as well get Prison-Fit.


Like that. Borrowing that.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:07 am 
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Bidets.

Anyone worried about employment, post-Apocalypse, might consider learning how to install and operate a bidet.

This is a bidet:

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I'm not like, totally clear on how they work and stuff...

But I know it means you don't have to worry about toilet-paper.

Has anyone mentioned bidets already?

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