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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:05 pm 
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Let's talk about the new norm.

-your current supply

-personal stories

-tips for other survivors

-toilet time hacks

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:20 pm 
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I'll await professional advice.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:25 pm 
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Got a hand shower?

Nuff said

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:45 pm 
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I get huge paper rolls from my mate who works at a leisure centre . I ain't running out any time soon hopefully.


Sainsburys was a joke not a single can of beans not tomatoes .

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:57 pm 
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Lots of TP here... stores should have replenished their stock by next week anyway.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:09 pm 
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It’s been a day, that’s for damn sure.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:23 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
I get huge paper rolls from my mate who works at a leisure centre . I ain't running out any time soon hopefully.


Sainsburys was a joke not a single can of beans not tomatoes .

I have to figure out where the heck to get bread...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:42 pm 
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HW manage to score 32 rolls today, at Lidl of all places.

I'm selling them for £20 a roll; £35 for two rolls; £60 for four.

Free P&P.

Contact me on the DarkWeb to arrange.

B-)

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:44 pm 
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Holyman wrote:
HW manage to score 32 rolls today, at Lidl of all places.

I'm selling them for £20 a roll; £35 for two rolls; £60 for four.

Free P&P.

Contact me on the DarkWeb to arrange.

B-)

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:48 pm 
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I’m mostly worried about being locked down without beer.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
I’m mostly worried about being locked down without beer.


Well come to California then!

"Gov. Newsom asks California bars to close, tells older residents to isolate due to coronavirus"

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
I’m mostly worried about being locked down without beer.

For me it’s the beer and cigarettes...Need both ffs

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MIDNIGHT wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
I’m mostly worried about being locked down without beer.


Well come to California then!

"Gov. Newsom asks California bars to close, tells older residents to isolate due to coronavirus"

:-S

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:39 am 
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"California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said Sunday he was directing all bars, pubs and wineries in the state to close while also calling for new restrictions on restaurants as the country grapples with the growing COVID-19 pandemic.

Newsom made the announcement during a press conference shortly after Illinois and Ohio ordered all bars and restaurants in their states to close. The California governor said that restaurants would be allowed to remain open but would be required to reduce their capacities and maintain measures to ensure social distancing among customers."

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:55 am 
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MIDNIGHT wrote:
"California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said Sunday he was directing all bars, pubs and wineries in the state to close while also calling for new restrictions on restaurants as the country grapples with the growing COVID-19 pandemic.

Newsom made the announcement during a press conference shortly after Illinois and Ohio ordered all bars and restaurants in their states to close. The California governor said that restaurants would be allowed to remain open but would be required to reduce their capacities and maintain measures to ensure social distancing among customers."

*air hugs everyone* I need my hugs...Stupid virus!

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No disease spreading hugs, but have a sanitary virtua elbow bump from across the pond.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:55 am 
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We are actually down to 3 toilet rolls just now, as we havnt been behaving like dicks. So from now on I'm actually gonna pounce on bog roll "Fight me for it bastards!". I had noticed that basic painkillers (paracetamol and ibuprofen) were sold out, I barely take the things but like to have them around, as they are 60p and that day you want them, fuck going the shop man...

Something surreptitious I noticed today...
I have fizzy vit C pills in the house, I get the cheap ones from a certain store (it's Berroca in diff packet for £1 rather than £5), bit run down? Been hammering fitness? Been in the sea a bit? Anything that a boost would help with? BOSH! High dose Vit c in liquid form boshed down your head. Fucking piss is bright neon.

Anyhoo in my local Tesco the other day where things are dear, just grabbed a tube for 2 quid, fuck it. Today? £5.45. Bastards!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:59 am 
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Don’t take ibuprofen if you get this thing, it makes you die apparently.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:18 am 
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Wunderschlung wrote:
We are actually down to 3 toilet rolls just now, as we havnt been behaving like dicks. So from now on I'm actually gonna pounce on bog roll "Fight me for it bastards!". I had noticed that basic painkillers (paracetamol and ibuprofen) were sold out, I barely take the things but like to have them around, as they are 60p and that day you want them, fuck going the shop man...

Something surreptitious I noticed today...
I have fizzy vit C pills in the house, I get the cheap ones from a certain store (it's Berroca in diff packet for £1 rather than £5), bit run down? Been hammering fitness? Been in the sea a bit? Anything that a boost would help with? BOSH! High dose Vit c in liquid form boshed down your head. Fucking piss is bright neon.

Anyhoo in my local Tesco the other day where things are dear, just grabbed a tube for 2 quid, fuck it. Today? £5.45. Bastards!


Condolences on your three-roll status.

Might be time to give the old Roman tradition of a sponge on a stick soaked in seawater.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:51 am 
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Wunderschlung wrote:
No disease spreading hugs, but have a sanitary virtua elbow bump from across the pond.

*elbow bump* :x

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I went on vacation on 3/7 and returned late 3/13, so the hordes had already descended. Shopping on 3/14 to replenish our usual non-panic level of supplies left a lot of items remaining unchecked on the shopping list. We see mass buying of certain items on an annual basis here due to Burning Man, but this is like 10x that. If you want fresh perishable stuff it is easy to find but frozen, canned, and dry goods have been attacked. The toilet paper aisle had nary a roll or even a wet wipe. The OTC drugs have also been ransacked.

I found out tonight that we are on paid leave from work for at least 2 days if not longer, because PANIC!

We have 8 rolls of toilet paper left. I almost bought more from Costco before the trip. Now it is all being kept in a cave somewhere.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:44 pm 
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My wife gets our TP from Amazon and our big monthly supply arrived on Friday and should last us a while.

My IPA supply is running dangerously low though..


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:59 pm 
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My daughter (eldest) found bread!! Score!! I am back at it men, keep working doing manly stuff. Lunch Big DD. Barcy, hug and kiss puppers! Love you all!! *air hugs*

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:18 pm 
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Foota wrote:
My wife gets our TP from Amazon and our big monthly supply arrived on Friday and should last us a while.

My IPA supply is running dangerously low though..


I know, what the hell are we going to do if there is an IPA shortage? My body can't handle that sort of shock.


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