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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:29 pm 
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So today we had a catered lunch. Jerk Chicken...It was really good. But they asked if I wanted hot sauce on the beans and rice.

"Of course" I say.
They said, "it's really hot".

...now usually when they say that ... it ain't hot. It's not even "tangy"

"Load it up, I'm good" I reply.

Holy fucking flaming ass incoming. I won't be wiping. I'll be "dabbing". Can fucking feel this making it's way through. I'm fucked.

Hope you all made better choices today!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:39 pm 
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Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:41 pm 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.

=))

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:43 pm 
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Sammiche at lunch... Spaghetti (microwave) dinner... hubby and kids.. chicken, grilled healthy broccoli and cauliflower salad.. Son and nieces... grilled chicken and waffle fries.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:52 pm 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


Lies!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:56 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


Lies!

=))

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:02 am 
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Slacks wrote:
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Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


Lies!


Well technically it was a bagel with peanut butter, but it identified as pussy.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:52 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Slacks wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


Lies!


Well technically it was a bagel with peanut butter, but it identified as pussy.

=))

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:22 am 
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At some point tonight I'm going to wake up surrounded by blood and shit...

...basically an average Tuesday night at Wunders house.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:33 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Slacks wrote:
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Pussy.

Also, I ate pussy.


Lies!


Well technically it was a bagel with peanut butter, but it identified as pussy.


Mentiroso! I don't care if it identifies as the Queen of Engurlund, it's still a lie!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:35 am 
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Today's meals were breakfast crunchwraps from Taco Bell which are good. For lunch later on was fried raviolis with marinara at work, it was free food so I can't complain. Dinner tonight was some recipe my Ma found using chicken and muenster cheese among other things, it was quite delicious.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:05 am 
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Today's meals were breakfast crunchwraps from Taco Bell which are good. For lunch later on was fried raviolis with marinara at work, it was free food so I can't complain. Dinner tonight was some recipe my Ma found using chicken and muenster cheese among other things, it was quite delicious.

Sounds good Someguy! *hug*

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 1:56 pm 
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Pancakes.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:03 pm 
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I ate steak tacos last night and had my normal PB&J sandwich, chips, fruit and nuts for lunch. No breakfast, just black coffee.

I have my boss and a couple VP's in the office the rest of the week so it will be fat lunches and dinners the next few nights.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:19 pm 
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Not fasting for Lent then Foota?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:45 pm 
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Banana, yogurt and mixed nuts for breakfast...fried rice for lunch. Nothing spicy. Asshole still fissure free.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:08 pm 
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Holyman wrote:
Not fasting for Lent then Foota?

:|


I'm fasting every day and double duty when Lent overlaps Passover.

If I honored Ramadan, I would have all the Abrahamic faiths covered.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:13 pm 
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Holyman wrote:
Pancakes.

:)

Nummy!! :x

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:15 pm 
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Lunch... frozen spaghetti thing again... Dinner, grilled chicken and boiled eggs... Breakfast, coffee and cigarettes... :-??

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 4:15 am 
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Breakfast was bagels with cream cheese, lunch was street tacos at work (which again was free food so I can't complain), dinner was tostadas and refried beans.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 4:17 am 
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Mmmmm... street tacos


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 12:55 pm 
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Full Irish fry for lunch, I can feel my arteries clogging up as we speak but damn it's tasty.

I've had a shitty month, been off work after surgery gone wrong, what was supposed to be 1 local anesthetic & a 20 minute procedure turned in to 3 operations under general anesthetic & 5 weeks in bed. Yesterday was my first day out of the house & back at work so I decided to treat myself to a heart attack lunch :)

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Fuck dude?!

You know you can lead a normal and fulfilling life span with the AIDS these days?


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I've had a shitty month, been off work after surgery gone wrong, what was supposed to be 1 local anesthetic & a 20 minute procedure turned in to 3 operations under general anesthetic & 5 weeks in bed.


Bloody eck. What happened?

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Went for a vasectomy & basically couldn't find the tubes so after a while decided that they would bring me back for a general & have another go.

So then they go back & give me a general it turns out that once they opened me up they discovered that I'm somewhat of a genetic anomaly & things ain't where they are supposed to be. So they dont even know if it worked or not.

THEN I got an infection & being a stubborn ass I didn't go back to the doctor as I thought it was just taking a while to heal. A week later I realised that something was badly wrong as I wasn't getting better - I was getting worse. The infection caused the stitches to burst & they couldn't close me back up until the infection was cleared. I I had to lie in bed for about 10 days with a very large hole in the side of my ball sack. NOT NICE!

Latest is that I now have to go for a MRI as they are not even sure that my internal organs are in the correct place, or in some cases not there at all. e.g. only one kidney is a possibility.

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