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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:59 am 
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We can hit the sky train at rush hour. Then I will do the elevator button thing and get all the tourist infected.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:01 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:40 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
So it looks like Firsties are going to go to either tgrant or Foota.


I get firsties!!

It's in my fucking town and you cunts are banging on about some unknown individual in a random mother fucking place!!
Where is the fucking count for cases in Worthing? THERE ARE TWO ALREADY!! You dicks posting about one in London or some other shithole.

I've been in fucking bed all week, having to be knocked back by health types who are understandably busy, you focusing on that? NOOoooooo! Is because of the media cover up, misdirection, don't look at the two cases in Worthing, quick look at the unconfirmed bullshit somewhere you're more likely to click on!

Two cases here. FUCKING TWO!

Fucking SMS from hospitals buzzing all around town, stay the fuck away from the hozzy. Err, Wunder actually needs the hozzy, seems his kidney is gonna burst, hold on, wait for the batphone....Hello, have you been abroad, with snakes, or people from Hong Kong? Well, since you mention it, funny how these things happen.....

And I'm all right by the way you bastards, not that a single man jack asked. I'm right here in the hotbed of the Western outbreak, thinking I'm leaking important info before I get bundled into a private ambulance and you fuckers are still prolly watching Crazy Frog from 15 years' ago thinking you have your fingers on the fucking pulse...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 3:54 am 
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Yabbut kidney stones and Arab Snake Disease don’t count as firsties... you need a COVID-19 diagnosis, end of.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:00 am 
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I get firsties as I am BY FAR the closest to the most substantial Western 'outbreak'! Banging on about some nobody in nowhere.

Are you not suspicious as to why they don't report on what's going on here?

Shhh shhh, don't mention Worthing...


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:28 am 
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I get firsties as I am BY FAR the closest to the most substantial Western 'outbreak'! Banging on about some nobody in nowhere.

Are you not suspicious as to why they don't report on what's going on here?

Shhh shhh, don't mention Worthing...


Firsties goes to whoever gets infected first.

You can’t claim firsties for some other fucker from China who happens to live nearby.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:51 am 
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None of you know anything about what it is to live in this apocalypse. You will learn in time, but that is something you don't have.

Meanwhile, I'm saving this bacon....


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:55 am 
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no firsties for u


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Wunderschlung wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
So it looks like Firsties are going to go to either tgrant or Foota.


I get firsties!!

It's in my fucking town and you cunts are banging on about some unknown individual in a random mother fucking place!!
Where is the fucking count for cases in Worthing? THERE ARE TWO ALREADY!! You dicks posting about one in London or some other shithole.

I've been in fucking bed all week, having to be knocked back by health types who are understandably busy, you focusing on that? NOOoooooo! Is because of the media cover up, misdirection, don't look at the two cases in Worthing, quick look at the unconfirmed bullshit somewhere you're more likely to click on!

Two cases here. FUCKING TWO!

Fucking SMS from hospitals buzzing all around town, stay the fuck away from the hozzy. Err, Wunder actually needs the hozzy, seems his kidney is gonna burst, hold on, wait for the batphone....Hello, have you been abroad, with snakes, or people from Hong Kong? Well, since you mention it, funny how these things happen.....

And I'm all right by the way you bastards, not that a single man jack asked. I'm right here in the hotbed of the Western outbreak, thinking I'm leaking important info before I get bundled into a private ambulance and you fuckers are still prolly watching Crazy Frog from 15 years' ago thinking you have your fingers on the fucking pulse...

Tossers.



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:22 am 
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Arab Snake Monkey Kidney Stone AIDS is bad, but it should be in its own thread so we aren’t distracted from the dire threat of COVID-19.


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Disease modelers gaze into their computers to see the future of Covid-19, and it isn’t good


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:47 am 
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We got the all staff email the other day saying that Coronavirus is probably nothing to worry about BUT if you have flu like symptoms to stay the fuck away, particularly if you live in Brighton or Worthing.

Basically the same advice as any flu, but with added emphasis.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:54 am 
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Latest stats according to the WHO

46,997 confirms cases
1,369 deaths (only one outside China)

That's a 2.9% mortality rate, which is higher than the Spanish flu. However, I suspect there are far more undiagnosed cases which would reduce that percentage into less scary numbers.

That being said it has been sensible for authorities to contain it, albeit without the OTT panic. As always the media hasn't helped, but then nobody sold papers or got clicks with balanced and proportionate reporting

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:13 pm 
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Hmmm... Is this the Chinese culling their elder problem left over from the one child policy?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.scienc ... so-far/amp

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:50 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
Latest stats according to the WHO

46,997 confirms cases
1,369 deaths (only one outside China)

That's a 2.9% mortality rate, which is higher than the Spanish flu. However, I suspect there are far more undiagnosed cases which would reduce that percentage into less scary numbers.

That being said it has been sensible for authorities to contain it, albeit without the OTT panic. As always the media hasn't helped, but then nobody sold papers or got clicks with balanced and proportionate reporting


way out of date

it’s now 67,191 infected, 1527 dead, mortality 2.3%
https://coronavirus.app/toll


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:51 pm 
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tgrant wrote:
Hmmm... Is this the Chinese culling their elder problem left over from the one child policy?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.scienc ... so-far/amp


Not really unusual, the same thing applies to chicken pox, measles, ...


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 5:48 pm 
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It’s starting to blow up in Japan now... https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/ ... kggK4p6rmo

At least we should get some “real” numbers on this shit as opposed to whatever the Chinese lying government is coming up with.

One cab driver infected 7 people... that’s some good shit!


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 5:52 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
We got the all staff email the other day saying that Coronavirus is probably nothing to worry about BUT if you have flu like symptoms to stay the fuck away, particularly if you live in Brighton or Worthing.

Basically the same advice as any flu, but with added emphasis.


That’s some really sage advice. Why not phone someone in mainland China and ask them if these measures are strong enough. By the time your flu-like symptoms appear, you’ll already have infected the entire building, and everyone on your commuter train as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:26 pm 
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My missus told me earlier that a mate of ours has been off work all week with Norovirus. I'm like wtf? How come she hasn't been all over TV? Mixed it up with Corona didn't I.

Thought I was getting firsties by proxy.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:18 pm 
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My missus told me earlier that a mate of ours has been off work all week with Norovirus. I'm like wtf? How come she hasn't been all over TV? Mixed it up with Corona didn't I.


Ya did. Norovirus is what gives you the shits.

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What of you got both? Then you’d be coughing and gasping for air while shitting liquid fire at the same time.

Combine all that with Arab Snake Disease and kidney stones and you’re truly fucked.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Slacks wrote:
We got the all staff email the other day saying that Coronavirus is probably nothing to worry about BUT if you have flu like symptoms to stay the fuck away, particularly if you live in Brighton or Worthing.

Basically the same advice as any flu, but with added emphasis.


That’s some really sage advice. Why not phone someone in mainland China and ask them if these measures are strong enough. By the time your flu-like symptoms appear, you’ll already have infected the entire building, and everyone on your commuter train as well.


This is why I suggested they close up for a few weeks. Fools didn't agree.

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Slacks wrote:
PBFMullethunter wrote:
Slacks wrote:
We got the all staff email the other day saying that Coronavirus is probably nothing to worry about BUT if you have flu like symptoms to stay the fuck away, particularly if you live in Brighton or Worthing.

Basically the same advice as any flu, but with added emphasis.


That’s some really sage advice. Why not phone someone in mainland China and ask them if these measures are strong enough. By the time your flu-like symptoms appear, you’ll already have infected the entire building, and everyone on your commuter train as well.


This is why I suggested they close up for a few weeks. Fools didn't agree.


Well, they’ll get their comeuppance won’t they.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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PBFMullethunter wrote:

That’s some really sage advice. Why not phone someone in mainland China and ask them if these measures are strong enough. By the time your flu-like symptoms appear, you’ll already have infected the entire building, and everyone on your commuter train as well.


This is why I suggested they close up for a few weeks. Fools didn't agree.


Well, they’ll get their comeuppance won’t they.


I might work remotely, but even then the virus might attach itself to an email and infect me that way.

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I might work remotely, but even then the virus might attach itself to an email and infect me that way.


you could buy Norton


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