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What will be Tesla’s fate?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:26 am 
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Does every Tesla come with a personalized Douche Certificate?


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Does every Tesla come with a personalized Douche Certificate?


You'd hope so for the money.

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Million mile battery.

Tesla sharing the battery formula with everyone.

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A tesla driver actually let me in on a junction yesterday.

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barcelona wrote:
A tesla driver actually let me in on a junction yesterday.


His battery was probably flat.

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Slacks wrote:
barcelona wrote:
A tesla driver actually let me in on a junction yesterday.


His battery was probably flat.


His car was probably on fire.


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:-??

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B-)

Where's my paddle emoji? =D>

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Who the fuck would trust this shit ever? It’s completely insane.

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Who the fuck would trust this shit ever? It’s completely insane.



Those zipper dividers are tricky. I wouldn't use autopilot on a bridge like that. I probably would never use it all because I can't afford the add-on and I like driving too much. It would be nice in stop and go grinding freeway work commute though. The autopilot is getting better and better.

Meanwhile, there were something like 20,000 car accidents and 100 fatalities in the America occurring every single day of the year.

Can't do much worse.


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Fuck you faggots and your self driving cars!

Manufacturers of this stuff and the people who write the software should be criminally liable, for any resulting injuries and deaths, the same as if they were actually driving the car themselves.

This should have the effect of completely clearing the market of all the fuckers currently dabbling with this technology.

It'll still eventually come out, but much more reliable and morally well thought out.


FIGHT THE FUTURE! :>_

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Fuck you faggots and your self driving cars!

Manufacturers of this stuff and the people who write the software should be criminally liable, for any resulting injuries and deaths, the same as if they were actually driving the car themselves.

This should have the effect of completely clearing the market of all the fuckers currently dabbling with this technology.

It'll still eventually come out, but much more reliable and morally well thought out.


FIGHT THE FUTURE! :>_


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MIDNIGHT wrote:
Manufacturers of this stuff and the people who write the software should be criminally liable, for any resulting injuries and deaths, the same as if they were actually driving the car themselves.
! :>_


I wish all of the illegal aliens driving slow in the fast lanes around California with no insurance had self driving cars. Less chance of them hitting me.


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BTW - the Tesla haters and short-sellers took a bath this month. Have you seen their stock price lately after their Q3 earnings report?

Tesla announced they are opening their European Gigafactory near Berlin and their is speculation that they will license their battery and drive train to companies like Volkswagen.

Tesla had another OTA update this month that increased horsepower, battery performance and increased their regenerative braking so that it is now comparable to my Chevy Bolt with true one pedal driving. This was the one area where I thought my Bolt was superior.......not any longer.

I was talking to a buddy last week who has a Model S he has owned for 4 years and he said the car is literally better today than it was when he first bought it in terms of battery life, horsepower, torque, autopilot, regen braking...... with all of the software updates.

What other car in the history of the world improves like that?


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Foota wrote:
Tesla had another OTA update this month


Can't wait until someone sneaks some malware into these updates. Or ransomware. "Pay 50 bitcoins if you want to make an emergency stop". Oh the lulz.

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Foota wrote:
Tesla had another OTA update this month


Can't wait until someone sneaks some malware into these updates. Or ransomware. "Pay 50 bitcoins if you want to make an emergency stop". Oh the lulz.


It's gonna fucking happen.

Or some zitty kid will figure out how to make thousands of cars suddenly drive into walls... lulz.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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Foota wrote:
Tesla had another OTA update this month


Can't wait until someone sneaks some malware into these updates. Or ransomware. "Pay 50 bitcoins if you want to make an emergency stop". Oh the lulz.


It's gonna fucking happen.

Or some zitty kid will figure out how to make thousands of cars suddenly drive into walls... lulz.

I watch the show, Rescue 911, and the last episode a dudes auto driven car plowed through a hospital... :-??

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Yup - epic fail. Then he had to stand in front of it like a moron for the rest of the show. They also blew up a the starship rocket this week while testing.

But if they can really deliver a base model at $39K, I think we will see alot of them on the streets in a few years. Even the gang-bangers will be able to afford them. Just imagine a bunch of them driving around in their fast as shit armored vehicles patrolling their hoods. They will be making them into technicals with heavy machine guns in the back.


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I’ll be holding out for the Tactical Edition myself.


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My cousin has ordered a cyber truck...can't wait to had a drive....

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Mullet - you need to listen to him.

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Yep - it’s a douchey status symbol.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Yep - it’s a douchey status symbol.


Like a Ferrari, Corvette or Cadillac Escalade?

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