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What will be Tesla’s fate?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:57 am 
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Tesla's stock surged as much as 11% on Thursday following the company's strong quarterly earnings report.


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Tesla's stock surged as much as 11% on Thursday following the company's strong quarterly earnings report.


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The harder they'll fall...


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Tesla's stock surged as much as 11% on Thursday following the company's strong quarterly earnings report.


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The harder they'll fall...


Or maybe they'll be more successful than their wildest dreams and save the planet. Enemies of Tesla will be rounded up and first against the wall.

There's still time mullet. Repent!

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Actually, I’ll buy a Tesla once Musk croaks. I was like that with Apple stuff and Steve Jobs.


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Actually, I’ll buy a Tesla once Musk croaks. I was like that with Apple stuff and Steve Jobs.


Musk will have downloaded his consciousness into the internet by then. He'll never die.

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Elon Musk is Broken, and We Have Broken Him


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Kalashnikov to rival Tesla with EV cars

Pretty much the nail in the coffin for Musk

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Kalashnikov to rival Tesla with EV cars

Pretty much the nail in the coffin for Musk


It doesn't look particularly aerodynamic.

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I imagine in Russia, aerodynamics take second place to the ability to "win" a head-on impact.

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I imagine in Russia, aerodynamics take second place to the ability to "win" a head-on impact.

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And large vodka compartment.

And it should be driveable after multiple baseball bat attacks.


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Tesla Bond Hits Record Low as Musk Insults British Caver


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Just wait till he produces enough cars that the subsidies expire
I think it's around 7 grand per car maybe more

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Tesla stock tanks 9% after top executives resign and Elon Musk smokes weed on video


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Do you remember when Michael Jackson... Turned?

Peas in a pod, Jacko and Musk, I'm tellin' ya.

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PBFMullethunter wrote:


He's cracking

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Going to trust this guy to send you to Mars???? :-O


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Going to trust this guy to send you to Mars???? :-O


III/O



He ain't sending anyone anywhere.. He's in decline.

Tesla is shit.. One of the most unreliable cars..

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Musk says Tesla to drop some color options for cars to simplify production

“So you can go with either black or red on this one. Up to you! And if you don’t like those colors, you are a pedophile. NEXT!”


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SpaceX block 5 reusability results better than expected which could mean costs could eventually drop in half
SpaceX COO and President Gwynne Shotwell says Falcon 9 [block 5] first stages are returning in much better shape than anticipated. SpaceX has refurbishment time down to four weeks. The SpaceX goal is still a one-day turnaround next year.

In 2017, Shotwell said a Block 5 booster could relaunch a dozen or so times. The Block 3, by comparison, had an estimated life of two missions.

A Block 5 that is reusable for dozens of times with minimal refurbishment and fast turnaround could bring the profitable costs of launch down to $20-30 million per launch.


https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2018/09/s ... -half.html


Who can compete with this?


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Going to trust this guy to send you to Mars???? :-O


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Reminds me of jello Biafra

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The SEC has had enough of these shenanigans and has sued Musk for securities fraud
They are trying to remove him as an officer and director of Tesla
The stock price is down 11%

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