It is currently Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:45 am

All times are UTC+01:00




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1290 posts ]  Go to page Previous 135 36 37 38 3952 Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:37 am 
Online
Lieutenant-Colonel
Lieutenant-Colonel
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:00 pm
Posts: 18988
Location: teh internet
:-&


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:17 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Wunderschlung wrote:
^^Man




barcelona wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:
^^Man


100%


PBFMullethunter wrote:
:-&


"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast
ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them
under their feet, and turn again and rend you." - Matthew 7:6

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:19 pm 
Offline
Brigadier General
Brigadier General
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:42 am
Posts: 25257
francois-xavier c. wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:
^^Man




barcelona wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:
^^Man


100%


PBFMullethunter wrote:
:-&


"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast
ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them
under their feet, and turn again and rend you." - Matthew 7:6




Fuck them all.

Satan gas mark 10

_________________
Empir immoto


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:20 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: PotD
PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:24 pm 
Offline
Brigadier General
Brigadier General
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:42 am
Posts: 25257
francois-xavier c. wrote:
Image



My ex had similar beautiful tits...... :|

_________________
Empir immoto


Top
   
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:01 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
This place is slipping

God forbids they set the Tower of London ravens free !!!

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: PotD
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:02 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
barcelona wrote:
My ex had similar beautiful tits...... :|


I'm sure she did ...

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:23 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:10 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:11 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Feet ...

Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:52 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Hoff wrote:
It's what I was always meant to do, but pride prevented me because colour deficiency (excluded from combat roles). Turns out though if you fail the ishara or whatever test (the gay one where u gotta tell the number in the faggot pebbles) you get to take the good old farnsworth lantern test. I'm pretty sure I can pass the latter; gonna find out from a hospital optometrist on the 9th. My vision is 20/20 btw

Colour Perception grades:
CP1: you pass the isharahrahra autistic cumguzzler test, and aren't excluded from any role because of colour vision
CP2: you fail the ishara test, but pass the lantern test. It's tricky to find exact info, but word has it (I give it about 70% reliability) that being rated CP2 doesn't exclude you from anything bar pilot, electronic warfare shit on subs and ships, and clearance diver, none of which interests me
CP3: you fail both and you're fucked for any combat role

So if I can pass the lantern test, it's infantry officer here I come and all muh magical dreams will come true. If I can't and am rated CP3 I'm just gonna go Intelligence Corps Officer I guess. Thing is, the rules *can* be malleable to certain degrees... there have been CP3's who've some fucking how managed to transfer into infantry later. Either way, I figure if I top the class decisively (which I fucking will) at RMC (where they train officer recruits then the ones who pass are assigned to different corps) and am CP2 I should be able to get my pick. Hopefully


I thought there was a tacit agreement in this here forum that NONE of its members would EVER seek to pursue a career in the military to spare the feelings of its Most Valued Poster, Mr. SomeGuy, whose country decided it wasn't up to the task of turning him into a lean, mean killing machine (but promised instead Green Cards to Mesoamericans if they were kind enough to consider joining).

By revealing your decision (which, at least, could have been kept secret until it was actually met with success ...) in such a way shows this autistic trait you're so fond of denouncing in others.

Related video :

phpBB [video]

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:16 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:14 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Hoff wrote:
It's what I was always meant to do, but pride prevented me because colour deficiency (excluded from combat roles). [...]

So if I can pass the lantern test, it's infantry officer here I come and all muh magical dreams will come true.


Slacks wrote:
Drone pilot.

Aren't you a bit old for the army?


Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, Fremde, Étranger, Stranger !

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Category : Hello all
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:20 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
SomeGuy wrote:
[...]Or maybe whether or not France's yellow vest movement is full of cunts. [...]


I don't know if they're all cunts but there certainly are some notable cunts among them :

Image

Image

Who the f*ck puts a towing ball on an AMG ?!?

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: Category : Hello all
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:36 pm 
Online
Lieutenant-Colonel
Lieutenant-Colonel
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:00 pm
Posts: 18988
Location: teh internet
francois-xavier c. wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
[...]Or maybe whether or not France's yellow vest movement is full of cunts. [...]


I don't know if they're all cunts but there certainly are some notable cunts among them :

Image

Image

Who the f*ck puts a towing ball on an AMG ?!?


Sounds like someone who is at odds with the world.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:05 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Cor, phwoar & ... feet !

Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 5:25 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
We've been droned, too !

phpBB [video]

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:07 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:01 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
BUNNY wrote:
Going to feed the animals
Image


Is it in such occasions that every self-respecting Finnish father teaches the basics of forest raking to his kids ? [F+L]

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:17 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 8:12 am 
Online
Lieutenant-Colonel
Lieutenant-Colonel
User avatar

Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:00 pm
Posts: 18988
Location: teh internet
phpBB [video]


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:05 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image
[F+L]

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:03 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: PotD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:01 pm 
Offline
Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:00 pm
Posts: 7237
Image

_________________
"You must hate a Frenchman as you hate the Devil." - Horatio Nelson.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: The French Enclave
PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:25 pm 
Offline
Lieutenant-Colonel
Lieutenant-Colonel
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:00 pm
Posts: 18610
^^^What do we reckon? Are they her natural pubes? Bit to Californian sun kissed for me.


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1290 posts ]  Go to page Previous 135 36 37 38 3952 Next

All times are UTC+01:00


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited