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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:45 am 
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Hope so... Been preparing.... My machete is tres sharps.


Is that the one with my name engraved onto it? :-?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:50 am 
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I loathe Mogg but he's like Ronseal - he does exactly what he says on the tin and has done for years - so I'd rather have him.


I got this wrong by the way. Guy's a twat.

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I loathe Mogg but he's like Ronseal - he does exactly what he says on the tin and has done for years - so I'd rather have him.


I got this wrong by the way. Guy's a twat.


All politicians are twats. Why would anyone even want to be one if they weren’t a twat?


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Hope so... Been preparing.... My machete is tres sharps.


Is that the one with my name engraved onto it? :-?




Yes the very same bastard.

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The UK will not leave the European Union on March 29th, 2019.
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Coming soon: Albexit

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:34 am 
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Isn’t everyone longing for a complete societal breakdown, where we can just run around machete-ing people without risk of imprisonment?


See, I'd have said: "machetising"...

Maybe "machetifying"?

"Macheting"?

Is it French..? Do you use a machete to machet?

I don't mind if Society completely breaks down - that's well overdue.

But we *MUST* maintain grammatical standards at all costs.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:01 am 
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The UK will not leave the European Union on March 29th, 2019.


Anyway, why dis? Second referendum? A50 extension?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:14 pm 
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Second Referendum...

Or possibly temporary suspension of the Article 50 process.

(Should be the first one.)

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Meanwhile, the word 'unlikely' has been removed from the phrase 'in the unlikely event of a no deal' from all Government no-deal Brexit advisories.

Who's gonna blink first

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Total societal collapses don't usually ... If ever ...turn out well for us plebs. A moderately paced gradual transition would be nice...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:38 pm 
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Total societal collapses don't usually ... If ever ...turn out well for us plebs. A moderately paced gradual transition would be nice...


Yeah, I'm not keen on hitting the societal reset button either.

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Holyman wrote:
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Isn’t everyone longing for a complete societal breakdown, where we can just run around machete-ing people without risk of imprisonment?


See, I'd have said: "machetising"...

Maybe "machetifying"?

"Macheting"?

Is it French..? Do you use a machete to machet?

I don't mind if Society completely breaks down - that's well overdue.

But we *MUST* maintain grammatical standards at all costs.

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I like “macheticizing”, or “machetillating”... or making “machete spaghetti.”


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:29 pm 
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Machetilllating gets my vote!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:25 pm 
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What the fuck is happening? Seriously, the country is sinking faster than a pint of best bitter at a Nigel Farage publicity shoot, and those in charge are arguing over who mumbled what before they all fuck off to hang stockings.

They do realise these debates are televised don’t they? I say debates, but it’s more like 6 hours of chimps flinging shit at each other whilst saying ‘honourable’ a lot.

This country is a fucking laughing stock. On the one hand we have a deranged tin pot dictator trying to force a choice between a bowl of shit and a bowl of shit sprinkled with glitter, and on the other hand we have an opposition who could bring this farce of a government crashing down, but don’t want to because then they’d have to deal with this bollocks themselves.

All the while we’re hurtling towards a no deal brexit, on a fucked steam train, with no fucking driver.

Treeza has acrued more frequent flyer points than a fucking pilot, nipping to and from Europe in a deperate attempt to get them not to shaft us, dancing for assurances like a chained bear for scraps, with EU leaders literally Tweeting that there is no more room for negotiations whilst she’s en route.

And now she’s given that magic money tree a final shake and shat out £2 billion from nowhere, when 600 fucking homeless people died on our streets last year, in a cynical bid to push forward with her no deal threat in the vain hope that our politicians will have no choice but to vote for her frenzied, last minute attempt, at an abortion of a deal, after she squandered away two years being a bombastic cunt and arguing with her own fucking party.

Someone needs to end this madness right now. Someone needs to have the balls to put aside party politics and self interest and save our fucking country from these deranged cunts.

Corbyn should stand up in that house, table a no confidence vote in the government, and demand that Article 50 is revoked forthwith, until we know what the fuck we’re doing, and what we actually want.

Fuck a General Election, fuck the frothing, bollocks fed majority by the right wing shit rags, and fuck a people’s vote.

If he did this he might lose a General Election, but he’d go down in history as the man who saved Britain.

It doesn’t have to end like this, now we know what’s involved we can choose to revisit this fucking mess whenever we like, but will someone please grow a pair of bollocks and end this fucking self inflicted destruction?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:19 pm 
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The Government has spent more than £100 million on ferries to ease potential problems in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

The Department for Transport has signed contracts with France's Brittany Ferries, Danish company DFDS and the UK's Seaborne to ease pressure on Dover should Britain leave without a deal.


https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/brex ... 26766.html

Dear fucking Christ. If we leave without a deal we'd best not pay the billions we owe the EU cos we're gonna need the cash to pay for this clusterfuck of a Brexit.

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Ferrygate continues....

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One of the companies contracted by the government to charter ferries in the event of a no-deal Brexit does not own any ships, has not previously operated a ferry service and is not planning to do so until close to the UK’s scheduled departure date from the European Union, it has emerged.

Concerns have been raised about Seaborne Freight, which was awarded a £13.8m contract to operate freight ferries from Ramsgate to the Belgian port of Ostend if the UK leaves the EU without a deal, after a councillor for the Kent town queried whether it would be possible to set up the new service by the scheduled Brexit date.


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Even moar ferrygate

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The ferry company at the centre of a row over no deal Brexit planning is facing claims it used terms and conditions replicated from a takeaway delivery website.

Seaborne Freight was last week handed a £13m contract to lay on extra ferry crossings if the UK leaves the EU without an agreement.

Ministers were criticised for picking the firm after it emerged it did not have any ships.

On Thursday, it emerged it is facing potential new embarrassment over a portion of its website's terms and conditions.

One sentence under the "placing an order" section says it is the customer's responsibility to "thoroughly check the supplied goods before agreeing to pay for any meal/order".

Another paragraph under the same heading reads: "Delivery charges are calculated per order and based on [delivery details here].

"Any delivery charges will be displayed clearly in your order summary."


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We promise "will" do all we can to supply you with vital...

How does that make it to a publisher?

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We promise "will" do all we can to supply you with vital...

How does that make it to a publisher?


Beats me. Must be the EUs fault somehow. Worth mentioning this is a government advisory and not the NHS, who seem somewhat more chilled about the whole thing.

On Monday the UK does its first pilot using an airfield as a truck park for when possible (but unlikely) post no-deal Brexit comes into play and traffic levels teach retarded levels.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ ... s-13812263

Awesome!

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It's in the Mirror so it's bollocks

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:52 pm 
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It's in the Mirror so it's bollocks


https://m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/no ... 9943942794

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:40 pm 
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Today the Conservative government is angry because a Conservative proposed a Brexit related amendment to a law which many Conservatives have now voted in favour. Basically it's a Christopher Nolan film irl

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This vote and more particularly, yesterday's vote on the Finance Bill, are extraordinarily clear signs that Theresa May is likely to be out of her job by the end of next week.

And that there will be a Second Referendum.

And that the UK will not exit the EU.

And that Jeremy Corbyn will become Prime Minister (and re-Nationalise all public utilities and infrastructure services).

Extraordinarily clear signs.

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