What the fuck is happening? Seriously, the country is sinking faster than a pint of best bitter at a Nigel Farage publicity shoot, and those in charge are arguing over who mumbled what before they all fuck off to hang stockings.
They do realise these debates are televised don’t they? I say debates, but it’s more like 6 hours of chimps flinging shit at each other whilst saying ‘honourable’ a lot.
This country is a fucking laughing stock. On the one hand we have a deranged tin pot dictator trying to force a choice between a bowl of shit and a bowl of shit sprinkled with glitter, and on the other hand we have an opposition who could bring this farce of a government crashing down, but don’t want to because then they’d have to deal with this bollocks themselves.
All the while we’re hurtling towards a no deal brexit, on a fucked steam train, with no fucking driver.
Treeza has acrued more frequent flyer points than a fucking pilot, nipping to and from Europe in a deperate attempt to get them not to shaft us, dancing for assurances like a chained bear for scraps, with EU leaders literally Tweeting that there is no more room for negotiations whilst she’s en route.
And now she’s given that magic money tree a final shake and shat out £2 billion from nowhere, when 600 fucking homeless people died on our streets last year, in a cynical bid to push forward with her no deal threat in the vain hope that our politicians will have no choice but to vote for her frenzied, last minute attempt, at an abortion of a deal, after she squandered away two years being a bombastic cunt and arguing with her own fucking party.
Someone needs to end this madness right now. Someone needs to have the balls to put aside party politics and self interest and save our fucking country from these deranged cunts.
Corbyn should stand up in that house, table a no confidence vote in the government, and demand that Article 50 is revoked forthwith, until we know what the fuck we’re doing, and what we actually want.
Fuck a General Election, fuck the frothing, bollocks fed majority by the right wing shit rags, and fuck a people’s vote.
If he did this he might lose a General Election, but he’d go down in history as the man who saved Britain.
It doesn’t have to end like this, now we know what’s involved we can choose to revisit this fucking mess whenever we like, but will someone please grow a pair of bollocks and end this fucking self inflicted destruction?