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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:33 am 
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Shit wrong thread LOL

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:16 pm 
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Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because "germs are not a real thing".
Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:50 pm 
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Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because "germs are not a real thing".
Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.



Caca fingers

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In those 10 years has he never touched poop?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:04 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
barcelona wrote:
Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because "germs are not a real thing".
Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.



Caca fingers

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In those 10 years has he never touched poop?

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Hence caca fingers ........

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Society really needs to get away from the stigma surrounding shit-eating and licking shitty fingers.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:51 am 
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Frank Zappa had a thing for toilets

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Talk about a shitty picture....

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:34 pm 
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Fucking lol!

Ryan giggs slept with his wife and this is a lovely swipe at him.



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barcelona wrote:
Fucking lol!

Ryan giggs slept with his wife and this is a lovely swipe at him.



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Ooof

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My doggo stole my fucking plate of anchioves..



Didn't know she even liked them.......bitch.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:38 am 
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Hey guys exciting news
If we pool all our money together we can probably buy the second Antonov 225 (largest aircraft evar)
Thing is just sitting in Kiev 70% assembled
Should run us between 350 mil to a half billion dollars

This is the plane that carried the space shuttle
The first one is still operational

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https://www.9news.com.au/2019/02/11/13/47/ukraine-news-antonov-an-225-biggest-unfinished-aircraft-in-world?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:09 am 
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Htown0666 wrote:
Hey guys exciting news
If we pool all our money together we can probably buy the second Antonov 225 (largest aircraft evar)
Thing is just sitting in Kiev 70% assembled
Should run us between 350 mil to a half billion dollars

This is the plane that carried the space shuttle
The first one is still operational

Image

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/02/11/13/47/ukraine-news-antonov-an-225-biggest-unfinished-aircraft-in-world?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark


Could be Air Force One for SomeGuy

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Slacks wrote:
Htown0666 wrote:
Hey guys exciting news
If we pool all our money together we can probably buy the second Antonov 225 (largest aircraft evar)
Thing is just sitting in Kiev 70% assembled
Should run us between 350 mil to a half billion dollars

This is the plane that carried the space shuttle
The first one is still operational

Image

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/02/11/13/47/ukraine-news-antonov-an-225-biggest-unfinished-aircraft-in-world?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark


Could be Air Force One for SomeGuy


Just one problem beyond the obvious, I'm not sure there are many airports here big enough to handle it.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:50 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:11 am 
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Splendid.

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"Someone on Quora asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote this magnificent response.

A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.

So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.

But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.

Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
* Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
* You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.

After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:

'My God… what… have… I… created?

If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set."


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Gawd - I want 3 minutes of my life back after reading that.

For a nation that has given up on religion (except Islam) - your writers (at least that dude - or chick?) is quite the moral scold and total bore.

I for one am tired of elected politicians trying to play the role of Priest, Rabbi or Imam and constantly trying to shove *their* morality on the masses.


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Fucking lol!

Ryan giggs slept with his wife and this is a lovely swipe at him.



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Ooof


:-? Translation lease I don’t get the humor

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:02 am 
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He is the brother of Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs was a stupendously good and very well known football player with a very long career at a top club during their prime. Like the biggest player in the nation for a decade.

Ryan Giggs shagged his brother's wife. Is what the loyalty thing is in that ad.

The soundtrack is one of my fave tunes of all time, am wondering if it is because it is a Madchester anthem of the 90s, or "The Only One I Know" is a loyalty reference?


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Gawd - I want 3 minutes of my life back after reading that.

For a nation that has given up on religion (except Islam) - your writers (at least that dude - or chick?) is quite the moral scold and total bore.

I for one am tired of elected politicians trying to play the role of Priest, Rabbi or Imam and constantly trying to shove *their* morality on the masses.


This is the bit I enjoyed most:

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.


Not really bothered about any politics, its a solid point that he seems to be completely devoid of fun.


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This is the bit I enjoyed most:

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.


Not really bothered about any politics, its a solid point that he seems to be completely devoid of fun.


That's the part I actually disagreed with the most.

Say what you want about Trump (much of the dude's rant is true and deserving) - but I think Trump is having the time of his life and can be funny as shit. I laugh at him and with him.

Must be a cultural thing?

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Foota wrote:
Wunderschlung wrote:

This is the bit I enjoyed most:

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.


Not really bothered about any politics, its a solid point that he seems to be completely devoid of fun.


That's the part I actually disagreed with the most.

Say what you want about Trump (much of the dude's rant is true and deserving) - but I think Trump is having the time of his life and can be funny as shit. I laugh at him and with him.

Must be a cultural thing?

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