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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:16 pm 
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Standard rule of thumb for me is if you're calling a meeting after noon on a Friday then you're agreeing to pick up the tab at the pub afterwards.

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I'm still fucking stuck here watching a Windows 10 server deployment & can't bloody leave until it's done. BASTARDS!!!!

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Standard rule of thumb for me is if you're calling a meeting after noon on a Friday then you're agreeing to pick up the tab at the pub afterwards.



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Just started weekend long upgrade of legacy database into SQL format. It's mostly managing other people or suppliers rather than getting stuck into things myself, so not particularly interesting.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:35 pm 
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LeadMagnet wrote:
Standard rule of thumb for me is if you're calling a meeting after noon on a Friday then you're agreeing to pick up the tab at the pub afterwards.


Well they did, but ima god damn daddy and I can't even dream about that without making a notice a week before. (:|

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Slacks wrote:
Just started weekend long upgrade of legacy database into SQL format. It's mostly managing other people or suppliers rather than getting stuck into things myself, so not particularly interesting.


Hope you do it right. Nothing worse than coming across other people's bullshit where numbers are stored as text and tables don't have primary keys.


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Slacks wrote:
Just started weekend long upgrade of legacy database into SQL format. It's mostly managing other people or suppliers rather than getting stuck into things myself, so not particularly interesting.


Hope you do it right. Nothing worse than coming across other people's bullshit where numbers are stored as text and tables don't have primary keys.


The database upgrade I'm not too concerned about. It's the zillion and one bespoke, business-important, poorly documented systems written 3 Developers ago that's worrying me.

It all goes in the dustbin in a year anyway. This project is just a stepping stone to that goal.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:23 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
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Just started weekend long upgrade of legacy database into SQL format. It's mostly managing other people or suppliers rather than getting stuck into things myself, so not particularly interesting.


Hope you do it right. Nothing worse than coming across other people's bullshit where numbers are stored as text and tables don't have primary keys.


The database upgrade I'm not too concerned about. It's the zillion and one bespoke, business-important, poorly documented systems written 3 Developers ago that's worrying me.

It all goes in the dustbin in a year anyway. This project is just a stepping stone to that goal.


Translation: I'm making a database storing numbers as text in tables without primary keys


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:27 am 
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The channel 2 news in Houston did a survey on the Superbowl:

10% Patriots
10% Rams
70% Boycott
Guess the other 10% just don't care

Meh I haven't watched one in a few years
Didn't watch one NBA or NFL game this year
I'll be working Sunday if I can

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The channel 2 news in Houston did a survey on the Superbowl:

10% Patriots
10% Rams
70% Boycott
Guess the other 10% just don't care

Meh I haven't watched one in a few years
Didn't watch one NBA or NFL game this year
I'll be working Sunday if I can



There’s too much toxic masculinity in football... it must be making Houstonians uncomfortable.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:35 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:28 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:33 pm 
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Htown0666 wrote:
The channel 2 news in Houston did a survey on the Superbowl:

10% Patriots
10% Rams
70% Boycott
Guess the other 10% just don't care

Meh I haven't watched one in a few years
Didn't watch one NBA or NFL game this year
I'll be working Sunday if I can


I got to work Sunday too. Probably be done while the Super Bowl is either about to start or ongoing.

I don't really want to watch it because it's uninteresting in this year's lineup. Both teams are cunts.

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How long did she sit there? Those paw prints behind her have practically filled back in with fresh snow.

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Htown0666 wrote:
The channel 2 news in Houston did a survey on the Superbowl:

10% Patriots
10% Rams
70% Boycott
Guess the other 10% just don't care

Meh I haven't watched one in a few years
Didn't watch one NBA or NFL game this year
I'll be working Sunday if I can



There’s too much toxic masculinity in football... it must be making Houstonians uncomfortable.



Back in the 90s it was revealed that the Superbowl Sunday was an orgy Domestic Violence, guts pumped up by the game would slap their wives and kids around.

True Story :>_

Until a decade later it was revealed to have been completely made up by feminisms and had zero grounds in reality, but not before getting a decade plus of endlessly being repeated as fact by all media outlets of the time. Although many think it’s still real as it was repeated so much.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:01 pm 
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How long did she sit there? Those paw prints behind her have practically filled back in with fresh snow.


Just few secs. Gotta be fast with animals.

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Just read.

Is it true murricuns take their driving test in a fucking car park??

That's parking lot to you septics.

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Just read.

Is it true murricuns take their driving test in a fucking car park??

That's parking lot to you septics.



Doesn’t everyone?

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Driving tests here are rigorous and demanding.

However, in the prairies where I did mine, it involved driving around the block and parallel parking next to a massive pile of snow and no cars.


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Is it true murricuns take their driving test in a fucking car park??

That's parking lot to you septics.



Doesn’t everyone?



Nope.

In. Engurlund you have to take your test on proper roads in proper traffic.




Ffs everything in Murricu is dumbed down......it's a disgrace.

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Is it true murricuns take their driving test in a fucking car park??

That's parking lot to you septics.



Doesn’t everyone?


Mine was in the the vicinity and nearby neighborhood of where the local office of the Colorado Department of Revenue was at the time. (Abriendo and Lake streets in Pueblo, their office has since moved to downtown Pueblo.)

Live traffic, real neighborhood, real lights, everything.

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