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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:47 am 
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barcelona wrote:
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I recognize that plane.


'Recognise'

Are you Murricun?


Half Murrican.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:00 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
barcelona wrote:
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I recognize that plane.


'Recognise'

Are you Murricun?


Half Murrican.



For shame...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:04 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
barcelona wrote:
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I recognize that plane.


'Recognise'

Are you Murricun?


Half Murrican.


Wut

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Pics of Someguy naked wrapped in bacon........


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:19 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
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'Recognise'

Are you Murricun?


Half Murrican.


Wut


It was never a secret.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:40 pm 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Slacks wrote:
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Half Murrican.


Wut


It was never a secret.


Wut

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:44 pm 
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If he's half American then he's half Irish, half Italian and half wherever else they deem cool. Fuck me, he's probably related to Barca and half Polish, descended from a Brummie Immam.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:50 pm 
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Wunderschlung wrote:
If he's half American then he's half Irish, half Italian and half wherever else they deem cool. Fuck me, he's probably related to Barca and half Polish, descended from a Brummie Immam.


No my Murrican ancestry can be traced back to Bavaria in the 1500's.. None of that wank shit you mentioned.

Although there was also some Engerlund which is pretty wank. Coventry or something.


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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If he's half American then he's half Irish, half Italian and half wherever else they deem cool. Fuck me, he's probably related to Barca and half Polish, descended from a Brummie Immam.


No my Murrican ancestry can be traced back to Bavaria in the 1500's.. None of that wank shit you mentioned.

Although there was also some Engerlund which is pretty wank. Coventry or something.


My family on the Polish and German side were from nobility. My mothers family not however.

We're probably related somewhere.

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My 4 year old has attained conscious awareness that we all die someday, and that Mummy and Daddy won't be around forever.

Awks.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:15 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
My 4 year old has attained conscious awareness that we all die someday, and that Mummy and Daddy won't be around forever.

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Now is the perfect time to tell her Santa doesn't exist......

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Slacks wrote:
My 4 year old has attained conscious awareness that we all die someday, and that Mummy and Daddy won't be around forever.

Awks.


Yeah...wait till you're sitting around the dinner table and your youngest is telling your oldest that unless he believes in Allah he's going to hell. And your oldest tells him that we don't believe in that made up stuff. ...I can only imagine the conversations that take place on a school ground these days.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:18 pm 
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tgrant wrote:
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My 4 year old has attained conscious awareness that we all die someday, and that Mummy and Daddy won't be around forever.

Awks.


Yeah...wait till you're sitting around the dinner table and your youngest is telling your oldest that unless he believes in Allah he's going to hell. And your oldest tells him that we don't believe in that made up stuff. ...I can only imagine the conversations that take place on a school ground these days.


You should hear the conversations around the Foota family dinner table.

"Dad we have German relatives who are so nice, were their parents Nazis and would they have killed us if we lived there in the 1940's?"

"How come Dad goes to church and is back in an hour, but we are stuck at synagogue for 3 hours?"


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:19 pm 
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This is a thing?

Dude licking it for 3 hours???

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:23 pm 
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Foota wrote:
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Dude licking it for 3 hours???

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Probably fried chicken flavour

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:25 pm 
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Foota wrote:
"How come Dad goes to church and is back in an hour, but we are stuck at synagogue for 3 hours?"


Heh. My wife goes to church on a Sunday morning and takes the little one, while I stay at home and play Homer

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Can't wait until my daughter asks why I don't go.

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People still go to church?


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People still go to church?



Apparently.

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barcelona wrote:
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People still go to church?


Apparently.


Heathens

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:14 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
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People still go to church?


Apparently.


Heathens



Touché

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:49 am 
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Foota wrote:
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My 4 year old has attained conscious awareness that we all die someday, and that Mummy and Daddy won't be around forever.

Awks.


Yeah...wait till you're sitting around the dinner table and your youngest is telling your oldest that unless he believes in Allah he's going to hell. And your oldest tells him that we don't believe in that made up stuff. ...I can only imagine the conversations that take place on a school ground these days.


You should hear the conversations around the Foota family dinner table.

"Dad we have German relatives who are so nice, were their parents Nazis and would they have killed us if we lived there in the 1940's?"

"How come Dad goes to church and is back in an hour, but we are stuck at synagogue for 3 hours?"


Dude ... we're both pretty fucked ... In a summer not to far in the future I've got to take the kids to Hiroshima...sounds like fun!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:50 am 
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Yeah, Foota should take his lot to errrm, Krakow....


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:54 am 
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Field trip to Auschwitz...Here's a photo of your great grandpa hanging out with your other great grandpa... Amazing how far we can come in a few generations.

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Foota wrote:
"Dad we have German relatives who are so nice, were their parents Nazis and would they have killed us if we lived there in the 1940's?"


“Of course not! They would have just looked the other way and pretended not to notice your sudden disappearance!”


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 3:50 am 
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Was just doing a bit more research, and my maternal grandma’s brother definitely crossed paths in the air with my paternal grandma’s first cousin on October 14, 1943.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_ ... chweinfurt

My Luftwaffe guy (JG1) got a B-17 that day, and the 305th Bombardment group lost 87% of their crew (13 planes lost).

Murrican first cousin (B-17 pilot) was among the 13% who made it back. Lucky fucker.


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