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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:33 am 
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Thanks to mastermind, I've just learnt the reason why the Irish flag has those colours.. =D>


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Frederick County man charged with ‘perverted sexual practice' involving a guinea pig
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A Frederick County man has been formally charged with sexually abusing a guinea pig, investigators said on Wednesday.

In December, the Frederick County Sheriff’s Department told FOX 5 that the person was seen by others in a Target parking lot engaged in sex acts with a guinea pig.

He reportedly told investigators that he bought the pet at a nearby PetSmart off of the Urbana Pike.


The guinea pig, which the Frederick News Post reports has been named "Mr. Gravy," has made a full recovery and is with a local rescue group.

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Mr Gravy?! =D>

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:51 pm 
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Stolen from ARRSE.


British rule in India can be considered as one of the biggest Ponzi scams of the medieval times.Forcibly collecting exorbitant taxes from the poor and dispossessed and using the same money to buy goods in India,thus literally buying everything for free.

The goods which were purchased for free were then exported to other countries and the revenues collected were utilized in financing industrial revolution in the UK.Not even a penny of profits earned was shared with the Indians.

As a consequence such a laissez faire economic model,most of India fell into the despairs of poverty and hunger with average life expectancy dropping by a fifth from 1870 to 1920 with millions dying of policy induced famines.

According to the economists from Columbia University,UK drained nearly $45 trillion from 1765 to 1947.

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British rule in India can be considered as one of the biggest Ponzi scams of the medieval times.Forcibly collecting exorbitant taxes from the poor and dispossessed and using the same money to buy goods in India,thus literally buying everything for free.

The goods which were purchased for free were then exported to other countries and the revenues collected were utilized in financing industrial revolution in the UK.Not even a penny of profits earned was shared with the Indians.

As a consequence such a laissez faire economic model,most of India fell into the despairs of poverty and hunger with average life expectancy dropping by a fifth from 1870 to 1920 with millions dying of policy induced famines.

According to the economists from Columbia University,UK drained nearly $45 trillion from 1765 to 1947.


Yeah but look at them now. Great success, thanks to the Empire!

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barcelona wrote:
Thanks to mastermind, I've just learnt the reason why the Irish flag has those colours.. =D>


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Thanks to mastermind, I've just learnt the reason why the Irish flag has those colours.. =D>


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Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.

The woman is a patient in a clinic run by Hacienda HealthCare near Phoenix.

Hacienda HealthCare gave no details but said it was aware of a "deeply disturbing incident".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46768242

What a slag.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:18 pm 
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She was asking for it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:21 pm 
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Sounds like Someguy finally popped his cherry.

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tgrant wrote:
She was asking for it.


Well she didn't say No, which is pretty much consent surely.

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Sounds like Someguy finally popped his cherry.


Baby SomeGuy's omg

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Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.

The woman is a patient in a clinic run by Hacienda HealthCare near Phoenix.

Hacienda HealthCare gave no details but said it was aware of a "deeply disturbing incident".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46768242

What a slag.


How do they know it wasn't the Second Coming via another immaculate conception? They're being racist against Christians.


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Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.

The woman is a patient in a clinic run by Hacienda HealthCare near Phoenix.

Hacienda HealthCare gave no details but said it was aware of a "deeply disturbing incident".


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46768242

What a slag.


How do they know it wasn't the Second Coming via another immaculate conception? They're being racist against Christians.



One of my aunts is called Immacolata..... I call her Zia Latta for short.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:12 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
Zia Latta


Sounds like something one would order in a hipster coffee shop

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Slacks wrote:
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Sounds like something one would order in a hipster coffee shop



Yup it does.. Zia is aunty in Italian.

She's my mothers youngest sister and is around 5 foot. She brought me up when my mother was working. My second mother.

I pissed in her face which she brings up sometimes .

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Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.

The woman is a patient in a clinic run by Hacienda HealthCare near Phoenix.

Hacienda HealthCare gave no details but said it was aware of a "deeply disturbing incident".



His name is Buck and he likes to fuck

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Police in the US state of Arizona have launched a sexual assault investigation amid reports a patient in a vegetative state for a decade gave birth.

The woman is a patient in a clinic run by Hacienda HealthCare near Phoenix.

Hacienda HealthCare gave no details but said it was aware of a "deeply disturbing incident".



His name is Buck and he likes to fuck



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I recognize that plane.


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I recognize that plane.




'Recognise'




Are you Murricun?

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
I recognize that plane.




'Recognise'




Are you Murricun?


You recognize all those Murricun jets Barcelona?


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