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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:59 pm 
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Don't you just hate it when you're out in public wearing sunglasses, and you're taking the opportunity of having hidden eyes to admire the generous cleavage of the woman standing opposite, only to realise that you'd put your sunglasses on your head some time ago and now everyone kniws you're a perve? Thankfully nobody I know but kinda embarrassing.


I don’t wear sunglasses. They make every guy look like a perve or a dickhead.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:03 pm 
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Jealous of his rugged good looks I reckon.

And yes, Peaky Blinders is well worth a watch.



I just want his money.

BTW, I take it that Peaky Blinders is shown on the BBC network and then some months after on Netflix? Is that correct?

If so when are they going to continue the next season? Been waiting for ages on Netflix.

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Don't you just hate it when you're out in public wearing sunglasses, and you're taking the opportunity of having hidden eyes to admire the generous cleavage of the woman standing opposite, only to realise that you'd put your sunglasses on your head some time ago and now everyone kniws you're a perve? Thankfully nobody I know but kinda embarrassing.


I don’t wear sunglasses. They make every guy look like a perve or a dickhead.


You're not cool enough you mean. Unlike me.

Also bollocks.

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Slacks wrote:

Jealous of his rugged good looks I reckon.

And yes, Peaky Blinders is well worth a watch.



I just want his money.

BTW, I take it that Peaky Blinders is shown on the BBC network and then some months after on Netflix? Is that correct?

If so when are they going to continue the next season? Been waiting for ages on Netflix.


No idea. I watched it on Netflix too.

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Slacks wrote:

Jealous of his rugged good looks I reckon.

And yes, Peaky Blinders is well worth a watch.



I just want his money.

BTW, I take it that Peaky Blinders is shown on the BBC network and then some months after on Netflix? Is that correct?

If so when are they going to continue the next season? Been waiting for ages on Netflix.


No idea. I watched it on Netflix too.

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I don’t wear sunglasses. They make every guy look like a perve or a dickhead.



On a side note, People who need eye glasses had to pay extra for life’s HD option and peeps without glasses are really out here seeing for free. free loaders i guess.

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Just having a chat to my bro about our parents and stories n shit..






I miss them..

Please call your parents if you still have them.. You don't know how much it means..



Yes I'm drunk....

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Egg banjos ftw.



Why are they called banjos?


Wunder should know this

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Egg banjos ftw.



Why are they called banjos?


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Several claims as to the etymology of the name banjo have been made. It may derive from the Kimbundu word mbanza. The Oxford English Dictionary states that it comes from a dialectal pronunciation of the Portuguese "bandore" or from an early anglicisation of the Spanish word bandurria. A Banza: a five double string courses Portuguese vihuela with two short strings. Mbanza is a string African instrument that has been built after the Portuguese Banza.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:32 am 
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Bring it on Saudi faggots


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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Egg banjos ftw.



Why are they called banjos?


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Several claims as to the etymology of the name banjo have been made. It may derive from the Kimbundu word mbanza. The Oxford English Dictionary states that it comes from a dialectal pronunciation of the Portuguese "bandore" or from an early anglicisation of the Spanish word bandurria. A Banza: a five double string courses Portuguese vihuela with two short strings. Mbanza is a string African instrument that has been built after the Portuguese Banza.



It's simpler than that.


It's because when eating a good egg sandwich it drips down your front and you wipe it away looking like you're playing a banjo. Hence the phrase.

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Cuntingwasps have established a nest outside my bathroom window. I've been swatting the bastatds for half an hour.. Killed a few and shut the window.... Bastards.....

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Cuntingwasps have established a nest outside my bathroom window. I've been swatting the bastatds for half an hour.. Killed a few and shut the window.... Bastards.....


This is why you shouldnt keep pet wasps.

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Cuntingwasps have established a nest outside my bathroom window. I've been swatting the bastatds for half an hour.. Killed a few and shut the window.... Bastards.....



Do this:

- Soak dishcloth on sweet cider, beer and orange juice
- Hang a dishcloth on a stick
- put a bowl under it with water and add some drops of dishwashing liquid
- profit

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Cuntingwasps have established a nest outside my bathroom window. I've been swatting the bastatds for half an hour.. Killed a few and shut the window.... Bastards.....



Do this:

- Soak dishcloth on sweet cider, beer and orange juice
- Hang a dishcloth on a stick
- put a bowl under it with water and add some drops of dishwashing liquid
- profit

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Looks delicious

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Alternatively simply soak the nest with lighter fluid and light that bad boy up.

Film it and post the results here.

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I wen't berserk with one nest at the cabin that just didn't want to die. It was in an old smoker. I poured petrol on it, threw a burning torch on it and it didn't caught fire. So I threw more petrol and the fucking thing exploded. Almost started a forest fire and had to run really fast to get buckets of water.

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Bwahahahahahahaha :))


Bastards! :hoff

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I wen't berserk with one nest at the cabin that just didn't want to die. It was in an old smoker. I poured petrol on it, threw a burning torch on it and it didn't caught fire. So I threw more petrol and the fucking thing exploded. Almost started a forest fire and had to run really fast to get buckets of water.


Almost a lottery winner!

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
Google “meth mouth” and look at the image results.


No thanks

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why did I do that :(

curiosity killed the cat

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BUNNY wrote:
why did I do that :(

curiosity killed the bunny


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