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PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:15 pm 
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This time change shit is retarded... had to take beer and legal weed to deal with it.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:17 pm 
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I grow my own mint in the summer....

Which, with the addition of rum, tonic, limes, cane sugar syrup and lots of ice, I turn into the most lethal Mojitos known to man. At the last Spandex BBQ I nearly killed several family members with them. No one who partook remembers anything after about 9pm so I can only assume we all had a good time. I do know that Mrs Spandex's cousin was sick on his brothers couch upon their return. And apparently I lost the power of speech at about midnight. O{DC}O

Laughing my ass off!!! *hug* =))


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:48 am 
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Chopped down two plants tonight.. Ffs sticky fingers again I've got lots more than I bargained for..

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:36 pm 
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I feel the pain also.

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I feel the pain also.




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I feel the pain also.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:14 pm 
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Think I might be going to my younger brothers at Christmas. I said not unless my dog was also coming he agreed. So maybe first Christmas together for over ten years.... Hopefully

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:16 pm 
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I said not unless my dog was also coming


Dogs do roast rather well, apparently.

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I said not unless my dog was also coming


Dogs do roast rather well, apparently.



His kids looooooove my doggo to bits so they'll be over the moon. They've been trying to get me round for years..

Got a nice bed in the conservatory.

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barcelona wrote:
Slacks wrote:
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I said not unless my dog was also coming


Dogs do roast rather well, apparently.



His kids looooooove my doggo to bits so they'll be over the moon. They've been trying to get me round for years..

Got a nice bed in the conservatory.


maybe you’ll get to fuck someone


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PBFMullethunter wrote:
barcelona wrote:
Slacks wrote:

Dogs do roast rather well, apparently.



His kids looooooove my doggo to bits so they'll be over the moon. They've been trying to get me round for years..

Got a nice bed in the conservatory.


maybe you’ll get to fuck someone



Funny you say that.. My sister in laws bestest friend is a police detective inspector. She's recently got divorced and I a
Ways had good banter with her. I only want to fuck her not anything else.

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Are six fried eggs and nine sausages too much?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 2:23 am 
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Are six fried eggs and nine sausages too much?


That depends. Are you a fat fuck?


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Are six fried eggs and nine sausages too much?


That depends. Are you a fat fuck?



I have a belly but the rest of me isn't fat.


Am I going to die?

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barcelona wrote:
Think I might be going to my younger brothers at Christmas. I said not unless my dog was also coming he agreed. So maybe first Christmas together for over ten years.... Hopefully

I love this!!! :x


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barcelona wrote:
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Are six fried eggs and nine sausages too much?


That depends. Are you a fat fuck?



I have a belly but the rest of me isn't fat.


Am I going to die?


Eventually.

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BUNNY wrote:
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That depends. Are you a fat fuck?



I have a belly but the rest of me isn't fat.


Am I going to die?


Eventually.


But do we ever truly die?

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Slacks wrote:
BUNNY wrote:
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I have a belly but the rest of me isn't fat.


Am I going to die?


Eventually.


But do we ever truly die?


Not until all our past web forums have shut down.


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barcelona wrote:
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Are six fried eggs and nine sausages too much?


That depends. Are you a fat fuck?



I have a belly but the rest of me isn't fat.


Am I going to die?


That is visceral fat and is very dangerous with all that shit surrounding your intestines and vital organs.

https://www.uspharmacist.com/article/belly-fat-in-men


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:58 pm 
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Heading back to work.... No birthday today.. *hug* <:-P


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:58 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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Eventually.


But do we ever truly die?


Not until all our past web forums have shut down.

This~ :x


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