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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:31 am 
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^ We are starting to live in an upside down world.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:54 am 
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Deanna, do not do a single thing not work related on a works computer.

If you really need to do something, like post here, go to the toilet and do it on your phone.

Do the post on your phone. Not shit/piss etc on your phone. But if you do, stream it.

I'm not a dummy Wunder….lol... P.S. Love you boyz!!! :x


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:03 am 
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Truth: if a woman has a problem with you masturbating in front of her she's either frigid, insecure, or needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:06 am 
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Truth: if a woman has a problem with you masturbating in front of her she's either frigid, insecure, or needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.


Maybe she just doesn’t want to arrive at home with crusty Slacksplooge on her sweater.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:08 am 
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Slacks wrote:
Truth: if a woman has a problem with you masturbating in front of her she's either frigid, insecure, or needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.



Women love it when you handle your cock.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:38 am 
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Got a day of just me and the dog. A lengthy and muddy walk awaits. Dunno what to do after that. Could do something useful I guess. Or play video games. Fap.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:03 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
Truth: if a woman has a problem with you masturbating in front of her she's either frigid, insecure, or needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 4:27 pm 
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Got a day of just me and the dog. A lengthy and muddy walk awaits. Dunno what to do after that. Could do something useful I guess. Or play video games. Fap.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:27 pm 
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Just tried caviar. Blegh, that shit is salty as fuck and not any good to me.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:35 pm 
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Just tried caviar. Blegh, that shit is salty as fuck and not any good to me.



I don't like it either but I like cod roe from the chippy.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:55 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:49 am 
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Got a day of just me and the dog. A lengthy and muddy walk awaits. Dunno what to do after that. Could do something useful I guess. Or play video games. Fap.


Black Mesa


I don't have a PC.

Ended up playing Assassins Creed Odyssey which has been gathering dust in my drawer for about a year. Good game.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:53 pm 
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Just tried caviar. Blegh, that shit is salty as fuck and not any good to me.


I had it once and thought it was OK. Not something I would ever pay for though.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:32 am 
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Sex with SomeGuy's mom


I had it once and thought it was OK. Not something I would ever pay for though.


Fixed

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:46 pm 
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:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:23 pm 
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Despite the ceasefire the neighbours had relatives round tonight running around.


I turned on my monster hifi system for a lesson in bass.



Very deep bass. Now they are a fan.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:55 pm 
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Just watching police docs.




I've been arrested a good few times but never had handcuffs on.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:00 am 
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Just watching police docs.




I've been arrested a good few times but never had handcuffs on.


Not a proper arrest then.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:12 am 
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Just watching police docs.




I've been arrested a good few times but never had handcuffs on.


Not a proper arrest then.



Umm yes they were proper arrests just that I posed no threat that I didn't get the handcuff treatment..

I do have a handcuff key on my keyring.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:23 am 
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Just watching police docs.

I've been arrested a good few times but never had handcuffs on.


Not a proper arrest then.


Umm yes they were proper arrests just that I posed no threat that I didn't get the handcuff treatment..


The crime would help determine the level of threat perceived, so I guess you got arrested for public defecation or suchlike.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:36 am 
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Not a proper arrest then.


Umm yes they were proper arrests just that I posed no threat that I didn't get the handcuff treatment..


The crime would help determine the level of threat perceived, so I guess you got arrested for public defecation or suchlike.



Mostly assault and ABH.

That actual bodily harm...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:47 am 
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barcelona wrote:
That actual bodily harm...


Probably not proper ABH though, maybe a bitch slap with a cut lip.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:51 am 
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That actual bodily harm...


Probably not proper ABH though, maybe a bitch slap with a cut lip.



I smashed his nose in.. Got two years suspended sentence £1200 compensation. And a year probation.



I fucked him up. But was very lucky not to get prison.l...I had tokeep my nose clean for next two years to not go in prison.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:32 am 
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