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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:06 am 
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She's fine. I just need to feed him slowly and try to calm her a bit if it gets too wild.


Good good.

Our dog started limping after taking a shit this morning. She gnaws my hand when I try and take a look so I'm guessing something's got stuck, although I can't see anything obvious. Wife is taking her to the vet to get it looked at.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:36 pm 
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BUNNY wrote:
She's fine. I just need to feed him slowly and try to calm her a bit if it gets too wild.


Good good.

Our dog started limping after taking a shit this morning. She gnaws my hand when I try and take a look so I'm guessing something's got stuck, although I can't see anything obvious. Wife is taking her to the vet to get it looked at.

I hope your fur baby is okay as well, keep us updated! *hug*


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:09 am 
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Slacks wrote:

Our dog started limping after taking a shit this morning. She gnaws my hand when I try and take a look so I'm guessing something's got stuck, although I can't see anything obvious. Wife is taking her to the vet to get it looked at.


Nothing better than taking a shit so big you limp after it. That's called limping with a smile.

seriously though hope the pup is okay.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:20 am 
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tgrant wrote:
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Our dog started limping after taking a shit this morning. She gnaws my hand when I try and take a look so I'm guessing something's got stuck, although I can't see anything obvious. Wife is taking her to the vet to get it looked at.


Nothing better than taking a shit so big you limp after it. That's called limping with a smile.

seriously though hope the pup is okay.



Why would she be limping if somethings stuck up her ass?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:31 am 
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Slacks wrote:
BUNNY wrote:
She's fine. I just need to feed him slowly and try to calm her a bit if it gets too wild.


Good good.

Our dog started limping after taking a shit this morning. She gnaws my hand when I try and take a look so I'm guessing something's got stuck, although I can't see anything obvious. Wife is taking her to the vet to get it looked at.


Sounds like a thorn or bug bite. Or a claw that hasn't been trimmed and is snagging her.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:25 am 
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Did they REALLY need to use a real gun?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 12:42 am 
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Lee Coel, 31, was working as an officer with the Punta Gorda Police Department in August 2016 when he fatally shot Mary Knowlton, a 73-year-old retired librarian, after she volunteered to participate in a public "shoot/don't shoot" exercise.

Coel mistakenly shot Knowlton with a handgun that was supposed to have blanks, but didn't.



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:26 am 
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It wouldn’t have been very realistic without a real gun with shootable bullets.

Can you even buy fake guns there?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:12 am 
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Who picks up guide dog shit?

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Who picks up guide dog shit?


:))
That IS a legit question.

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Those dogs are probably so smart they shit in a toilet, flush and wipe the seat for the next person. ...can't say the same about the heathens in my office.

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California governor legalizes the consumption of roadkill. :-&

https://www.foxnews.com/us/califlornia- ... g-roadkill

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:55 pm 
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California governor legalizes the consumption of roadkill. :-&

https://www.foxnews.com/us/califlornia- ... g-roadkill


It's already legal in the UK. Why would it be illegal? Other than being a bit gross?

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California governor legalizes the consumption of roadkill. :-&

https://www.foxnews.com/us/califlornia- ... g-roadkill


It's already legal in the UK. Why would it be illegal? Other than being a bit gross?


Because McDonald’s and Chik-Fil-A did a lot of lobbying to preserve their monopoly.


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Sounds like nanny-state over regulation to me. Trump needs to sort that shit.

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I wonder if anyone’s ever done time for eating roadkill.


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What Bunny gets up to at weekends:

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
I wonder if anyone’s ever done time for eating roadkill.


In the bathroom perhaps.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:07 pm 
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I’m only interested in vaginal knitting.


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I’m only interested in vaginal knitting.


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DEANNA79 wrote:
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Have you tried it ?

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Have you tried it ?

Nope, and I sure as heck am not looking it up either!! roflmao!!! =))


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DEANNA79 wrote:
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Have you tried it ?

Nope, and I sure as heck am not looking it up either!! roflmao!!! =))


We all know you will.


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Prolly already has. Now sitting in her living room with her pants down and feverishly working those knitting needles.

...i'm going to Google that now...

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