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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:53 am 
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Shagging underwater is overrated.


I like it except for the semen bubbles and gooey spunk ropes. Get me the fuck away from that shit.



Do you think Someguy gets off on us talking sex?


I don’t even want to think about it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:02 am 
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PBFMullethunter wrote:
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I like it except for the semen bubbles and gooey spunk ropes. Get me the fuck away from that shit.



Do you think Someguy gets off on us talking sex?


I don’t even want to think about it.



I agree.


SG under the sheets with a torch, laptop in his moms bedroom..




Noice.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:15 am 
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LA just scored a penis goal


Weird how it gets dark so early down there...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:10 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:29 am 
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I see the metal detectors at Disney are working properly

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:40 am 
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Brudda be slappin dem hoes like


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:29 pm 
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Going to a reconciliation meeting with the neighbours tomorrow. Police came today to ask me if I wanted to meet in my house......I thought hell no too risky with what's upstairs and all.



Meeting at local community centre.....



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:34 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
Meeting at local community centre.....

>*^*<


Does it look like this?

Image

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Pics of Someguy naked wrapped in bacon........


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:14 pm 
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Should I take my axe or machete?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:17 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
Should I take my axe or machete?


Stuka with...


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Should I take my axe or machete?


Stuka with...



Droppable axe?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:57 pm 
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My backyard has a huge mole problem.


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My backyard has a huge mole problem.


This is how I got rid of my moles last year.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:13 pm 
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Nah I don’t kill things except mosquitoes. It’ll leave after a couple weeks anyway.


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Nah I don’t kill things except mosquitoes. It’ll leave after a couple weeks anyway.



I caught a wasp and escorted it out today..

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My four plants had 60 litres of feed and water in the past week the greedy fat bastards.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:09 pm 
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Went to the meeting about my neighbours with a female police officer. Flirted a bit with her of course It was pretty good got everything out in the open. Next meeting is with neighbours with same officer.

Think she fancies me ...

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barcelona wrote:
Think she fancies me ...


Sounds unlikely.

Have the neighbors agreed to stfu yet?

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Slacks wrote:
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Think she fancies me ...


Sounds unlikely.



Have the neighbors agreed to stfu yet?


asked her if she was married she said yes.....maybe you're right or she's playing hard to get.

All on the next meeting.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:25 am 
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barcelona wrote:
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Think she fancies me ...


Sounds unlikely.



Have the neighbors agreed to stfu yet?


asked her if she was married she said yes.....maybe you're right or she's playing hard to get.

All on the next meeting.


hotel key should work


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I keep getting targeted ads for Tactical Shorts.


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Told a mate I was saving for a new pair of trainers and today he bought me a new pair... Love him \:D/

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PBFMullethunter wrote:
I keep getting targeted ads for Tactical Shorts.


I keep getting targeted ads for Muslamic dating sites.

Some algorithm is failing somewhere.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:46 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
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I keep getting targeted ads for Tactical Shorts.


I keep getting targeted ads for Muslamic dating sites.

Some algorithm is failing somewhere.


You’ve got it all backwards - YOU are failing the algorithm.


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