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Pics of Someguy naked wrapped in bacon........


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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 8:05 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 8:53 pm 
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At the end of all this shit...

There's money to be made...


How so?



He's my growing partner.

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You get a refrigerator!!!
And you get a refrigerator!!!
Refrigerators for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 3:28 am 
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You get a refrigerator!!!
And you get a refrigerator!!!
Refrigerators for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!


These folks are your fellow murricuns....?..have you not got the feels ?

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Fuck. And I thought my refrigerator was big.


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Fuck. And I thought my refrigerator was big.



Not as big as SomeGuys..

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My Granny’s bro is in this at 17:21

What a bunch of dumbasses lol


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These folks are your fellow murricuns....?..have you not got the feels ?


Do you?

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:04 am 
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Htown0666 wrote:

These folks are your fellow murricuns....?..have you not got the feels ?


Do you?




Obviously not... They're murricuns after all.....

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Memories of drive-in movies...

My best is when a guy in front of us was trying to get his leg over for a bit of bonking...and got his knee stuck between the steering wheel and the horn ring. It started off with the horn blaring continuously and then descended into rapid blasts as he frantically tried to get free. Headlights went on and all we could see was this white bare arse bobbing up and down. Much cheering from the mob.

Finally the noise stopped, the bum disappeared and a few minutes later his car sloooowly crept away, with only his eyeballs showing over the dashboard...plus a sobbing sheila with her hands over her face.....as lots of car horns in the drive-in went off and on, off and on.

Fucking priceless.


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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:02 am 
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There's something about the caption and the resigned look on this guy's face that has had me chuckling to myself for the last 5 minutes.

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Being tasered in the goddam face is the icing on the cake.

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The face only a taser could love.


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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 2:20 pm 
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There's something about the caption and the resigned look on this guy's face that has had me chuckling to myself for the last 5 minutes.

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Being tasered in the goddam face is the icing on the cake.


From the look of him I'd say this is his hair after he was tasered.


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A women was found by a dog walker dead and floating in the canal not far from my house.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/updates-police-seal-berry-maud-14679151

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A women was found by a dog walker dead and floating in the canal not far from my house.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/updates-police-seal-berry-maud-14679151


Is this a confession?

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Slacks wrote:
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A women was found by a dog walker dead and floating in the canal not far from my house.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/updates-police-seal-berry-maud-14679151


Is this a confession?




Shush

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My plants are fucking gowing like fuck.. Around two feet high after 4 weeks.. Going into flower/bloom next week.. Mate reckons half a kilo........ Z$$$£££

This is just from two plants in hydro.

I'm not greedy.

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 1:34 am 
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A week or so after central Hobart got flooded in The Great Storm, we had another massive cold front move through last night, with winds up to 61 knots (113Kmh-70mph) at our place and 80 knots (150 Kmh-93mph) on the mountain.

It was rubbish night here and all the wheelie bins were knocked over, including ours, so I had to clean that mess up this morning and missed the collection.

Then on the way back from the shops I noticed the beautiful yacht I had photographed before had broke loose from its moorings and washed up in front of our place.

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The little green yacht in front is my old Bullwinkle.


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tHERES NEVER A BRIDGE FROM tAZZIE TO THE MAINLAND IS THERE?

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Hoff wrote:
per capita removes that

you stupid retarded fuck

yeah most of your crime is committed by the 15% of you that are niggers and prolly the 30% or so of you that are mexicunts but still

per capita

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it

ta

holy shit

do u think countries get economies of scale in crime the bigger they get? are u that fucking retarded


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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:21 pm 
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My left arm is still fucked.. On the plus side the plants are growing at an amazing rate. You can see new growth every 24 hours.this new hydro is fantastic. 3 weeks ago they were 2 inch high cuttings.. Now they're almost 2 feet high.......:hoff

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tHERES NEVER A BRIDGE FROM tAZZIE TO THE MAINLAND IS THERE?


oNLY ON tUESDAYS


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