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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:02 am 
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To be fair guys...if Slacks tried to lift the fully completed cabinet his knees would have exploded and his ass would have turned inside out.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:05 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:10 am 
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I did build it lying flat but the instructions said to install the doors once it was upright. I did try it lying down too but it didn't help.

And yeah, that light switch is annoying. Wife did the measuring so it's her fault.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:30 pm 
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Today I have a new 8 week old puppy. My bro set everything up and he took me to see her and bought her for me . I am home with Lexxi now cos that's her name... She's gorgeous.

Half lab half staff.. An interesting combination.

We'll see.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:39 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
Today I have a new 8 week old puppy. My bro set everything up and he took me to see her and bought her for me . I am home with Lexxi now cos that's her name... She's gorgeous.

Half lab half staff.. An interesting combination.

We'll see.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:43 pm 
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Slacks wrote:
barcelona wrote:
Today I have a new 8 week old puppy. My bro set everything up and he took me to see her and bought her for me . I am home with Lexxi now cos that's her name... She's gorgeous.

Half lab half staff.. An interesting combination.

We'll see.


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Only got dark shitty pics at the moment .. I'll take some tomorrow no doubt she'll keep me up all night .. She's settled right in ..




This happened because my baby Tosca died last week.. That's why I ain't posted much .. I was devastated mate .

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:28 pm 
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barcelona wrote:
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Today I have a new 8 week old puppy. My bro set everything up and he took me to see her and bought her for me . I am home with Lexxi now cos that's her name... She's gorgeous.

Half lab half staff.. An interesting combination.

We'll see.


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Only got dark shitty pics at the moment .. I'll take some tomorrow no doubt she'll keep me up all night .. She's settled right in ..




This happened because my baby Tosca died last week.. That's why I ain't posted much .. I was devastated mate .


Shit. Sorry to hear that :(

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:14 pm 
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Yeah, really sorry to hear dude.

Tosca is a great name.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:37 pm 
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Yeah, really sorry to hear dude.

Tosca is a great name.



Yeah it is . There's been 4 Toscas in my family since my parents first got dogs in the fifties.. It's my mothers fave opera .


My new pupper looks exactly like a baby polar bear .

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Yeah, really sorry to hear dude.

Tosca is a great name.



Yeah it is . There's been 4 Toscas in my family since my parents first got dogs in the fifties.. It's my mothers fave opera .


My new pupper looks exactly like a baby polar bear .

She is beautiful Barcy.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:53 pm 
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Okay, keep working men... Doing manly stuff. I am off here to get back to the grind. I love you all. Lunch Big DD... Barcy, hug and kiss Lexxi for me. *hug*

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:20 pm 
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We'd been driving for hours eating junk and he was suffering epic constipation...


Yup. Ingesting or injecting Heroin will totally do that.

Tell your mate to chase it instead, if he wants to avoid being bunged-up in future.

8).))

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On the subject of drugs....

It was only during the twilight years of my 20s where actually enjoying and dancing to music in clubs was a main reason to go, other than just getting drunk, having a laugh and continually failing with the women. Dancing to the more ethereal dance tracks of the time would trigger those pleasure bits of the brain and I could happily go on for hours.

But then I met The One, everyone else found Their One, and apart from a lads holiday in Ibiza (awesome) opportunities to explore this further escaped me.

One of the things I would like to have tried with the whole clubbing experience is Ecstasy, just to ramp up the high. Never did though. Probably for the best as it'd probably have led to serious health complications knowing me.

Not sure what my point is but something I was thinking about the other day while I was listening to Underworld.

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Totally pop a pill dude. Quality night in with the missus ;)


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Totally pop a pill dude. Quality night in with the missus ;)



Seriously can you imagine slacks going to a dealer?

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Totally pop a pill dude. Quality night in with the missus ;)



Seriously can you imagine slacks going to a dealer?


I can imagine him rolling in to a car dealership with a tyre in tatters.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:02 am 
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Wait ...doesn't Slacks get seizures....

I heard E is great for that shit....strobe lights too.

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Totally pop a pill dude. Quality night in with the missus ;)



Seriously can you imagine slacks going to a dealer?

Nope... :-??

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Totally pop a pill dude. Quality night in with the missus ;)



Seriously can you imagine slacks going to a dealer?


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